At least make sure they are 18
Why
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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