thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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