I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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