I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Randomize
