it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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