Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
