i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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