i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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