How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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