Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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