do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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