Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Randomize
