Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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