Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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