David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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