Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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