Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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