the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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