i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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