I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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