Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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