thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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