If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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