you would pick up someone in the library
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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