3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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