Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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