I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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