was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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