You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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