So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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