question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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