Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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