I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
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