Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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