is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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