im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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