its not stalking. its research.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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