Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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