We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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