WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Do plants get herpes?
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