I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Randomize
