On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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