What a fucking waste of an outfit
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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