Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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