you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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