the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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