Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Small penises have feelings too.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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You. Win. At. Life.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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