I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I have fence marks all over my body
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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