you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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