A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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