is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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