I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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