Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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