Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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