i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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